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1. You can enjoy a BEER all month.
    2. BEER stains wash out.
     3. You don't have to wine and dine a BEER.
     4. Your BEER will always wait patiently for you in the car.
     5. When BEER goes flat you toss it out.
     6. BEER is never late.
     7. HANGOVERS go away.
     8. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER.
     9. BEER labels come off without a fight.
     10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER.
     11. BEER never has a headache.

     12. After you have a BEER, the bottle is still worth a nickel.
     13. A BEER won't get upset if you come home with BEER on your breath.
     14. If you pour a BEER right, you will always get good head.
     15. You can have more than one BEER a night and not feel guilty.
     16. A BEER ALWAYS goes down easy.
     17. You can share a BEER with your friends.
     18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a BEER.
     19. A BEER is always wet.
     20. BEER doesn't demand equality.

     21. A BEER doesn't care when you come.
     22. You can have a BEER in public.
     23. A frigid BEER is a good BEER.
     24. You don't have to wash a BEER before it tastes good.
     25. BEER always comes in multiples of six.
     26. BEER doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.
     27. You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a BEER.
     28. After you have a BEER, you're committed to nothing other than
     dumping the empty bottle.
     29. A BEER never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you

     thirsty.
     30. When your BEER is gone, you just pop another.
     31. You rarely (if ever) find BEER labels on the shower curtain rod.
     32. BEER looks the same in the morning.
     33. BEER doesn't look you up in a month.
     34. BEER doesn't worry about someone walking in.
     35. BEER doesn't worry about waking the kids.
     36. BEER doesn't get cramps.
     37. BEER doesn't have a mother.
     38. BEER doesn't have morals.
     39. BEER doesn't go crazy once a month.

     40. BEER always listens and never argues.
     41. BEER labels don't go out of style every year.
     42. BEER doesn't whine, it bubbles.
     43. BEER doesn't have cold hands/feet.
     44. BEER doesn't demand equality.
     45. BEER is never overweight.
     46. If you change BEERS, you don't have to pay alimony.
     47. BEER won't run off with your credit cards.
     48. BEER doesn't have a lawyer.
     49. BEER doesn't need much closet space.
     50. BEER can't give your herpes or other nasty things.

     51. BEER doesn't complain about the way you drive.
     52. BEER doesn't mind if you fart or belch.
     53. BEER never changes its mind.
     54. BEER doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
     55. BEER never asks you to change the station.
     56. BEER doesn't make you go shopping.
     57. BEER doesn't tell you to mow the grass.
     58. BEER doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks.
     59. BEER is always easy to pick up.
     60. Big, fat BEERS are nice to have.

     61. BEER doesn't pout or play games.
     62. BEER NEVER says no.
     63. BEER is easy to get into.
     64. BEER never complains when you take it somewhere.
     65. BEER doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other BEERS
     66. BEER doesn't wear a bra.
     67. BEER doesn't mind getting dirty.
     68. BEER doesn't complain about insensitivity.
     69. BEER doesn't use up your toilet paper.
     70. BEER doesn't live with its mother.
     71. BEER doesn't blow you off.

     72. BEER doesn't care if you have no culture or manners.
     73. BEER doesn't bitch, yell, or cry.
     74. BEER doesn't mind football season.
     75. A BEER won't make you go to church.
     76. A BEER is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a
     woman.
     77. A BEER doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys
     spit.
     78. A BEER doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose".
     79. A BEER doesn't care if you keep a bunch of other BEERS around.

     80. A BEER will not insist that those stupid Michelin commercials with
     babies are "cute".
     81. If a BEER leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a
     while.
     82. A BEER will not call you a sexist pig if you say "doberman"
     instead of "doberperson".
     83. A BEER won't mind being next to you after 5 straight hours of
     working
     on your car.
     84. A BEER won't claim that the Three Stooges are shitheads.
     85. A BEER won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the

     toilet seat up.
     86. If you mention a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8" around a
     BEER,it won't think you're talking about an enormous can of vegetable
     juice.
     87. A BEER won't whine that seatbelts hurt.
     88. A BEER won't smoke in your car.
     89. A BEER won't argue that there's no difference between shooting
     down an unidentified aircraft in a war zone and blowing a Korean
     airliner out of the sky.
     90. A BEER will never buy a car with automatic transmission.

     91. A BEER will actually *support* belching and farting and share your
     enthusiasm for getting them included as demonstration sports in the
     2000 Olympic Games.
     92. A BEER is always ready to leave on time.
     93. A BEER never fishes for compliments.
     94. Some BEERS (e.g. St. Pauli Girl) have fabulous tits.
     95. BEER tastes *good*.
     96. If you take a BEER outta the fridge just to look at it but then
     decide to drink it, the BEER won't accuse you of "date rape".

     97. A BEER won't raise any objections to an evening of watching
     "John Holmes' Greatest Hits" on your VCR.
     98. An ice-cold BEER will nonetheless let you have your way with it.
     99. A BEER won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the
     grocery store.
     100. A BEER won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Penthouse
     "just for the articles". (You *are* lying, but the BEER won't accuse
     you of it.)
     101. A BEER won't fill up your car with cheesy 85-octane gas with the

     excuse:"But I saved a quarter!"
     102. A BEER won't accuse you of being a sexist pig if you say "Gene
     Hackman" instead of "Gene Hackperson".
     103. A BEER won't make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that
     tastes like boiled sheetrock with tomatoe sauce.
     104. When you're through with a BEER, the thought of another BEER
     doesn't make you ill.
     105. A BEER can't have a "bad hair" day.

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hmm.... si vede che il Dottor Divago è tornato al... "lavoro"...        



VIVA! VIVA! VIVA!!!

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#KingBranzus# - LAIDA MERETRICE à la cazzé

Branzo, complimenti per l'avatar: è una vera merda - Vex

Hasta l'ufficioso SIEMPRE!

KingBranzus ha scritto: [Visualizza Messaggio]

hmm.... si vede che il Dottor Divago è tornato al... "lavoro"...        



VIVA! VIVA! VIVA!!!

BRANZINO! Ma che fine avevi fatto? Mi sei TANTO mancato!!!!!!!!!      

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li avevo *a* visti ahahaha

Nick in uni 7 : The Duck Side
Nick in uni 25: Keyra Agustina [BO_OBS]

Nick in uni 40: Sig Rezzonico

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VIVA! VIVA! VIVA!!!


Le mie 3mende prove

ode a Eris (dalle 3mende):

Divinità magnifica e possente
di nobili dee ti vai circondando
discordia e conflitti assieme portando
la vera sapienza insegni alla gente.

Brandisce forte il tuo braccio potente
la mela d'oro cantata da Orlando,
nemica di chi non gioca spammando
raccoglie per te l'onore latente.

Dea, fa che nessuno mi soprassieda
nascondimi tu dai vili ghepardi
come l'airone celato tra l'iris

ma pronto scattando a prender la preda
a donartela, guida degli sguardi
sola protettrice, dea chiamata Eris.

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Viva! Viva! Viva!!!



Next event: Battering Ram. Live at Kiss Me pub (TN). 23/5/09

    

Nick in uni 7 : AleBandit
Nick in uni 25: AleBandit
Nick in uni 41: AleBandit


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VIVA! VIVA! VIVA!!!

AleBandit [LMGB] Uni7
AleBandit [LMGB] Uni25

ma sono più che altro denigratori nei confornti della donna piuttosto che elogiativi di una birra

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Ciappo - LMGB onorario - Eterno servitore del SOMMO - Zoccola Sempiterna - Fedele di Eris - Bestia Immonda - Laida Emerita - e tutto il resto...

'POLE' ha scritto: 

Ciappo, tu non lo sai!

ma siamo affini!

'Gharghax' ha scritto: 

perchè sei un idiota?

MOSTRO MAGNETO ha scritto: 

Tutti rispettino CIAPPO

Figlio dell' IMPERO e quindi Figlio mio.

Ciappo ....bestia immonda è un vezzeggiativo che uso per le mie Silfidi,...le ninfette che popolano i miei giardini.... birichine entità che sollazzano le truppe ....

La città di Eris

Ciak è ora la mia Zoccola

Ciappo ha scritto: [Visualizza Messaggio]

ma sono più che altro denigratori nei confornti della donna piuttosto che elogiativi di una birra

li *a* scritti pole

Nick in uni 25: Cimbro

105 motivi? che palle non li leggo! continuerò a pensare che le donne sono meglio dopo la birra.      

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Io penso che questa situazione RICHIEDA che qualcuno faccia un'azione assolutamente FUTILE e STUPIDA, bisogna solo stabilire quale! ...E siamo NOI i più adatti per farla.